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One hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away. Sindhi are desperately waiting for TC to come. It will just be between you and me, can you let me know what are you smuggling?’ The Sindhi sips his Lassi and says, “Bikes"ĥ sardar are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.īoth groups desperately try to prove their superiority. ‘Hey, Buddy,’ says Iqbal, ‘I know you are smuggling something. Finally, the Sindhi doesn’t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a ‘Dhaba’ in Islamabad.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. He gives the sand back to the Sindhi and crosses the border on his bike.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. Iqbal asks, ‘What have you got?’ ‘Sand,’ says the Sindhi. Iqbal releases the Sindhi, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the Sindhis shoulders, and lets him cross the border. Only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He detains the Sindhi all night and has the sand analyzed, Get off the bike.’ Iqbal’s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, ‘What’s in the bags?’ ‘Sand,’ answered the Sindhi. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. Thadani says to him, "Well, do you fell better now?"Ī Sindhi comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He thinks, "Oh, no! Now he's gonna kill me!" and sits there in apprehension waiting for the Sardar to wake up.įinally, the Sardar wakes up, and finds all this vomit all over him. He tries and tries to hold it in, but then "AAARRGGHH!!"-he throws up all over the Sardar and his beautiful suit. Thadani is feeling increasingly more uncomfortable.Īfter a while, he starts to feel nauseous as well, what from holding it in combined with the plane ride. So he figures he'll hold it in till Sardarji wakes up.īut as luck would have it, the Sardar just keeps snoring away, and Mr. That wouldn't be a problem, but he looks over and notices that the Sardar beside him is sound asleep, and Mr.Thadani, being a meek man is afraid to disturb him. Just before take-off, this HUGE Sardar wearing a beautiful suit walks up and sits down beside him.Ī few minutes later, the plane takes off.īut then, Mr.Thadani realizes that he has to go to the washroom. Mr.Thadani, a middle-aged Sindhi, is on a plane for Hongkong, in a window seat. What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis’ to Hindustani Music? What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th? floor called? What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th? floor called? What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope!" I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. They are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Wandho Mal says, " This will never Wandho Mal and his boss fly off to The Vatican. Well, the boss is shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.Īfter they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Wandho Mal who again implores him to name anyone else. But you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up". And off they go.Īt the White House, Obama spots Wandho Mal on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, " Wandha Mala ! What a surprise!!! I was “Ah - Yes, Obama?” Wandho Mal says, "Of course, I know him. "President Obama" his boss quickly retorts. No! Just name anyone else", Wandho Mal says. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Wandho Mal that he thinks, knowing Cruise was just lucky. So Wandho Mal and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on TomĬruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, " Wandho Mal! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"Īlthough impressed, Wandho Mal 's boss is still sceptical. Tired of Wandho Mal 's constant bragging, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Wandho Mal. I know everyone there is to know in this world! Why don't you simplyīelieve me? OK.Just name someone, I mean anyone and I shall show you, that I Wandho Mal, the Sindhi was bragging to his boss one day, "You know